My mom just ended a text conversation by sending a message that said “Whatever :)”
When did I become the grown-up in this relationship?
Thinking about people I used to be friends with is a bad idea
What’s the best place you’ve ever been to?
"Doctors said he’d probably never walk again. He has to use these special leg braces and stuff. You know she won’t be getting on the pipe anymore. Especially after her father-in-law died…….Well, have a great night guys."
"I want to be
I want you
to think about kissing
as much as I
— Alena M. (via whiteoceans)
(Source: 400eurojob, via ohnoshesarejecter)
"I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day."
None of those things are going to happen to me, so why would that make it a nice day?
(Source: petitedino, via elizafer)