— Me, while laying in bed with what is literally the single greatest collection of knowledge and entertainment that the world has ever known at my fingertips.
You know those weird clumps of stuff that form in your eyes while you sleep? I get so much dust and such in my eyes while I’m at work that most of the time, the stuff in the corners of my eyes in the morning is black
Just discovered a new bookstore. I got a stack of five books for $4.50
Just found a gray hair in my beard
Am I the only person in the world who is not excited about this new Daft Punk album?